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Jun. 27th, 2010 10:03 amПолностью согласен с Авигдором
http://bbb.livejournal.com/2195012.html?thread=12885316#t12885316
*Интервью на русском (отрывки): http://www.ndi.org.il/88/7032/article.html
http://bbb.livejournal.com/2195012.html?thread=12885316#t12885316
*Интервью на русском (отрывки): http://www.ndi.org.il/88/7032/article.html
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Jun. 27th, 2010 10:03 amПолностью согласен с Авигдором
http://bbb.livejournal.com/2195012.html?thread=12885316#t12885316
*Интервью на русском (отрывки): http://www.ndi.org.il/88/7032/article.html
http://bbb.livejournal.com/2195012.html?thread=12885316#t12885316
*Интервью на русском (отрывки): http://www.ndi.org.il/88/7032/article.html
A New Israeli Joke
Jun. 27th, 2010 01:46 pmAn American tourist in Tel Aviv, suddenly felt a strong urge to pee ..
He kept looking for a public toilet but to his dismay, there just wernt any.
Having no choice, the U.S. tourist entered an alley,
stood in a corner hidden by a high wall and began to unzip.
Before starting to urinate, he felt a slight tap on his shoulder.
He turned to see an Israeli police officer standing at his side.
"Excuse me sir" says the cop, "you are not allowed to urinate in public."
The tourist apologizes, saying that he has no choice, as he cannot find any public services.
"I'll help you" says the policeman. "Follow me!" He leads the way to a small gate in a wall, and shows the tourist the way inside.
The tourist enters, his eyes bulging : It is an absolutely beautiful and well maintained garden, filled with lawns, flowers, shrubs and trees.
Here and there are statues and ornamental ponds. Deep in the garden is a magnificent building.
The policeman points to a tree at the building entrance, and tells the tourist, "No problem, you can pee here."
The tourist urinates at will, and zipps up, relieved. He asks the policeman: "Say, is this what you call Israeli hospitality?"
"No," says the policeman, "this is what we call the Turkish Embassy!"
He kept looking for a public toilet but to his dismay, there just wernt any.
Having no choice, the U.S. tourist entered an alley,
stood in a corner hidden by a high wall and began to unzip.
Before starting to urinate, he felt a slight tap on his shoulder.
He turned to see an Israeli police officer standing at his side.
"Excuse me sir" says the cop, "you are not allowed to urinate in public."
The tourist apologizes, saying that he has no choice, as he cannot find any public services.
"I'll help you" says the policeman. "Follow me!" He leads the way to a small gate in a wall, and shows the tourist the way inside.
The tourist enters, his eyes bulging : It is an absolutely beautiful and well maintained garden, filled with lawns, flowers, shrubs and trees.
Here and there are statues and ornamental ponds. Deep in the garden is a magnificent building.
The policeman points to a tree at the building entrance, and tells the tourist, "No problem, you can pee here."
The tourist urinates at will, and zipps up, relieved. He asks the policeman: "Say, is this what you call Israeli hospitality?"
"No," says the policeman, "this is what we call the Turkish Embassy!"
A New Israeli Joke
Jun. 27th, 2010 01:46 pmAn American tourist in Tel Aviv, suddenly felt a strong urge to pee ..
He kept looking for a public toilet but to his dismay, there just wernt any.
Having no choice, the U.S. tourist entered an alley,
stood in a corner hidden by a high wall and began to unzip.
Before starting to urinate, he felt a slight tap on his shoulder.
He turned to see an Israeli police officer standing at his side.
"Excuse me sir" says the cop, "you are not allowed to urinate in public."
The tourist apologizes, saying that he has no choice, as he cannot find any public services.
"I'll help you" says the policeman. "Follow me!" He leads the way to a small gate in a wall, and shows the tourist the way inside.
The tourist enters, his eyes bulging : It is an absolutely beautiful and well maintained garden, filled with lawns, flowers, shrubs and trees.
Here and there are statues and ornamental ponds. Deep in the garden is a magnificent building.
The policeman points to a tree at the building entrance, and tells the tourist, "No problem, you can pee here."
The tourist urinates at will, and zipps up, relieved. He asks the policeman: "Say, is this what you call Israeli hospitality?"
"No," says the policeman, "this is what we call the Turkish Embassy!"
He kept looking for a public toilet but to his dismay, there just wernt any.
Having no choice, the U.S. tourist entered an alley,
stood in a corner hidden by a high wall and began to unzip.
Before starting to urinate, he felt a slight tap on his shoulder.
He turned to see an Israeli police officer standing at his side.
"Excuse me sir" says the cop, "you are not allowed to urinate in public."
The tourist apologizes, saying that he has no choice, as he cannot find any public services.
"I'll help you" says the policeman. "Follow me!" He leads the way to a small gate in a wall, and shows the tourist the way inside.
The tourist enters, his eyes bulging : It is an absolutely beautiful and well maintained garden, filled with lawns, flowers, shrubs and trees.
Here and there are statues and ornamental ponds. Deep in the garden is a magnificent building.
The policeman points to a tree at the building entrance, and tells the tourist, "No problem, you can pee here."
The tourist urinates at will, and zipps up, relieved. He asks the policeman: "Say, is this what you call Israeli hospitality?"
"No," says the policeman, "this is what we call the Turkish Embassy!"
либералы алек
Jun. 27th, 2010 10:19 pmhttp://community.livejournal.com/likudnik_ru/504394.html *
* на иврите написано: "но решения не могут приниматься на улицах, демонстрациях или с помощью референдума"
* на иврите написано: "но решения не могут приниматься на улицах, демонстрациях или с помощью референдума"
либералы алек
Jun. 27th, 2010 10:19 pmhttp://community.livejournal.com/likudnik_ru/504394.html *
* на иврите написано: "но решения не могут приниматься на улицах, демонстрациях или с помощью референдума"
* на иврите написано: "но решения не могут приниматься на улицах, демонстрациях или с помощью референдума"