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А желание женщин при просмотре этой картинки карается статьями 115, 116 и 117 УК РФ.Еще вариант: по статьям 129 и 130

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А желание женщин при просмотре этой картинки карается статьями 115, 116 и 117 УК РФ.Еще вариант: по статьям 129 и 130

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Инструктаж израильским подросткам, которые должны лететь в Польшу:

"В аэропорту водку пожалуйста не пить"

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Инструктаж израильским подросткам, которые должны лететь в Польшу:

"В аэропорту водку пожалуйста не пить"

АНЕКДОТ

"A member of the Taliban was separated from his fighting party and wandered around for a few days in the desert, lost, out of food, no water. He looked on the horizon and he saw what looked like a little shack, and he walked toward that shack and as he got to it, turned out that it was a shack, a store, a little store owned by a Jewish merchant. And the Taliban warrior went up to him and said, 'I need water, get me some water.' And the merchant said, 'I'm sorry, I don't have any water, but would you like to buy a tie? We have a nice sale of ties today.'

"Whereupon the Taliban erupted into a stream of language that I can't repeat about Israel, about Jewish people, about the man himself, about his family -- and just saying 'I need water, you try to sell me ties, you people don't get it.'

"And passively, the merchant stood there until this Taliban was through with his diatribe and said, 'Well, I'm sorry but I don't have water for you and I forgive you for all of the insults you've levied against me, my family, my country, but I will help you out. If you go over that hill and walk about two miles there's a restaurant there, and they have all the water you'll need.'

"And the Taliban, instead of saying thanks, still muttering under his breath, disappears over the hill -- only to come back about an hour later and walking up to the merchant and says, 'Your brother tells me I need a tie in order to get into the restaurant.'"

А теперь вопрос: Считаете ли вы этот анекдот антисемитским?

По мне, так здесь можно еще раз убедиться в гениальности еврейского ума (в экономическом плане).

АНЕКДОТ

"A member of the Taliban was separated from his fighting party and wandered around for a few days in the desert, lost, out of food, no water. He looked on the horizon and he saw what looked like a little shack, and he walked toward that shack and as he got to it, turned out that it was a shack, a store, a little store owned by a Jewish merchant. And the Taliban warrior went up to him and said, 'I need water, get me some water.' And the merchant said, 'I'm sorry, I don't have any water, but would you like to buy a tie? We have a nice sale of ties today.'

"Whereupon the Taliban erupted into a stream of language that I can't repeat about Israel, about Jewish people, about the man himself, about his family -- and just saying 'I need water, you try to sell me ties, you people don't get it.'

"And passively, the merchant stood there until this Taliban was through with his diatribe and said, 'Well, I'm sorry but I don't have water for you and I forgive you for all of the insults you've levied against me, my family, my country, but I will help you out. If you go over that hill and walk about two miles there's a restaurant there, and they have all the water you'll need.'

"And the Taliban, instead of saying thanks, still muttering under his breath, disappears over the hill -- only to come back about an hour later and walking up to the merchant and says, 'Your brother tells me I need a tie in order to get into the restaurant.'"

А теперь вопрос: Считаете ли вы этот анекдот антисемитским?

По мне, так здесь можно еще раз убедиться в гениальности еврейского ума (в экономическом плане).

Glenmorangie

Есть чудные, которые книжными полками меряются.

Вот какие полки надо иметь у себя дома :)

Glenmorangie

Есть чудные, которые книжными полками меряются.

Вот какие полки надо иметь у себя дома :)